Half-cup of shameless republicans
Half-cup of spineless democrats
A good dose of post-literate society
Cup of Trump yeast
Mix thoroughly with a dash of conspiracy theory, Glenn Beck, & some Rush Limbaugh & ¼ cup of Alex Jones
Add a public education system constantly under attack
Blend all the ingredients in a terrorist mixing bowl & bake at Fahrenheit 9/11 for 40 years
Yield: A Nation Divided as badly as the American Civil War, if not worse?